I'd love to roll out the welcome mat for the local bloke who arrived at my humble blog after searching "Torrance California boobs" on Yahoo, but I'm unconvinced he'll be happy here. He did stay a whole twenty seconds, whereas the fella who was looking for "vacuum cleaning babes" only hung around for one second.
If you're wondering how I got to be #14 on the search results for "Torrance California boobs," the spicy word came up during a discussion about female pastors wearing clerical shirts. Hot stuff, y'know?
Thanks, Sitemeter. You're always good for a laugh when I'm in the throes of writers' block.