For the record

Tomorrow I leave for Indianapolis, to attend Mix in '06, the big Disciples of Christ/ United Church of Christ women's convention. I will have a stuffed animal in my backpack, a gift for a one-year-old I will visit during my travels. The animal is named Walter, and he is the star of the Walter the Farting Dog books. Walter wouldn't be Walter if he didn't You Know What, so sure enough, if you squeeze poor flatulent Walter, he e-farts. So, um, if the other passengers hear anything funny coming from my direction, IT'S THE DOG.

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