Exhibit A: When I was dropping the newsletters off at the postbox, I saw a squirrel carrying a big metal tin in its mouth. It clanged on the sidewalk every time the squirrel took a step, and it took the poor guy two tries to leap up a curb. It proceeded to gnaw a hole in the plastic lid and start devouring the nuts inside.
Exhibit B: I stopped at the beach to catch up on the readings for the Lenten Bible study. A sweet little lady with an Eastern European accent approached me and asked me if I wanted to buy one of the stuffed animals she was cradling. As I politely declined, I noticed that one of the toys was an ugly green thing wearing a t-shirt that said "I love mucus."
Ben only half believes me. But why would I make that up?!