This is the only news I have:
(I've taken it three times. Did the best after I sacrificed my uncharacteristically longish fingernails for the cause.)
And yes, I will be taking my mother to a matinee of 27 Dresses after she arrives tomorrow. You know, THE MOVIE THAT COMES OUT ON MY DUE DATE THAT I THOUGHT I WOULD BE WATCHING ON DVD IN FOUR MONTHS.