1. I'm still pregnant.
2. She isn't here yet.
3. My water has not broken.
4. I haven't gone into labor yet.
5. I am great with child (still).
6. My contractions are nowhere near 5 minutes apart.
7. It's a big deal when someone sticks a raisin up their nose or swallows a penny; there is still a PERSON inside of me.
8. My bags are packed and I've nowhere to go.
9. "She'll come when she's ready."
10. I look like I've swallowed a watermelon.
I had no idea how foreign the virtue of "patience" is to me. At least I'm having some fun with PhotoBooth...